Vernon

Vernon

Helper

Hailing from Mobile, Alabama, Vernon isn’t your typical pipefitter. For one thing, he’s not a big fan of work, the cold or ladders. He’s athletic, energetic and youthful, which should be everything a company dreams of in a new employee.  The fact of the matter is, he’s more likely to be stealing bananas from lunchboxes than he is to be doing just about anything else on the job. It’s hard to say how long he’ll really be in his current role. Clients think he’s handsome and charming when they meet him, so we are considering moving him to a marketing role, which will probably work out until the first time he steals their lunch. When he’s not pretending to work, he enjoys looking for raccoons on the Rio Grande Trail, chasing cats and finding the only ray of sunshine in any room. He eats anything from sauerkraut to kale. He has zero college degrees or trade certifications, but his Embark DNA test said he is 100% Bluetick Coonhound.

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